Id, I am reminded of those shortbread biscuits that used to be called petticoat tails because of their shape.
I am reminded of a fat, greedy Scottish chap in a kilt eating one and choking on the crumbs in his haste. He made a splutter and went blue in the face but I, being a young and very cruel child, laughed into my handkerchief in a most unbecoming manner.
PS: Id, for the purposes of this game, you have to use the original words as in Frecossais' post: so, no using of past tenses and no changing of the words, OK?
N'allez pas trop vite - Proust